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5:00 am  Dobie Gillis TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS

"Dobie, Maynard, and the smokin' hot Thalia Menninger cook up a scheme to get even with crooked dry cleaners."

5:30 am  Make Room For Daddy Terry's Girl Friend

"Danny is not at all pleased with terry's new and very wealthy teen aged friend, connie coleman. She's very uppity, dresses like a chic and much older woman and has terry putting on airs. When he encounters connie's parents, he learns that they are globe trotters and care very little about their daughter. Mindful of this, danny's views towards connie change and he urges the colemans to pay greater attention to their daughter, who loves the williams household for the love, care and concern exhibi

6:00 am  The Beverly Hillbillies THE CLAMPETTS GO FISHING

"Drysdale and Jane try to get the Clampetts interested in deep-sea fishing, but face an obstacle - Granny. She has a fear of water and refuses to on a boat. So, Jane comes up with the idea of letting them visit Marineland. They decide to go right away and are impressed by the giant fishing holes. And Granny sees the fish of fishes, a giant whale."

6:30 am  Petticoat Junction A MOST MOMENTOUS OCCASION

"Bickering over sharing a bathroom with Uncle Joe leads to Steve & Betty Jo considering moving out. They haven't much luck with Mr. Haney's realty choices, and Haney isn't much help either in helping Joe install a new bathroom at the hotel."

7:00 am  My Three Sons MARRIAGE AND STUFF

"Steve's unusual behaviour convinces his family that he is about to be secretly married. The boys plan to leave home to provide privacy for the newlyweds, and Charley arranges to ship out on a freighter. Steve brings the pretty blonde girl home to meet the family, only to find the house deserted."

7:30 am  The Donna Reed Show Day of the Hero

"Jeff asks a girl to the prom, but when he thinks he's going to be voted class president, he invites a different girl."

8:00 am  That Girl There Sure Are a Bunch of Cards in St.Louis, P.1

"Ann goes to st. Louis to be in a play and meet with her future in-laws."

8:30 am  I Love Lucy Lucy Misses the Mertzes

"As the Ricardos get settled in their new country home, they immediately wind up in a mix-up with their old friends Fred and Ethel Mertz. Missing their old friends already, Lucy and Ricky decide to visit the Mertzes. At the same time, the Mertzes decide to trek to the country to visit the Ricardos, and what began simply becomes complicated."

9:00 am  Leave It To Beaver My Brother's Girl

"An eighth grade dance has Wally being pressured into attending with a girl, instead of going stag with Eddie. However, Mary Ellen Rogers becomes determined to have Wally take her and goes through Beaver to get to him."

9:30 am  Leave It To Beaver Next Door Indians

"Wanting to be liked by Wally's friends, Beaver makes up a wild story about the vacant lot next to his house being an Indian battle ground. After making a bet with Eddie, Beaver has Wally help him plant artifacts in the lot. However, that is forgotten when the kids make a discovery that they believe will make them rich."

10:00 am  Perry Mason The Spurious Sister

"Bruce Chapman returns home early from a business trip to find that his wife, Marie, wants a divorce. Chapman is shocked at this turn of events because just before he left on his trip he thought he had found the strangled body of Marie in his office. But if Marie is still alive, who was the dead woman in the office? "

11:00 am  Rockford Files The Attractive Nuisance

"While Rocky opens a new restuarent which is watched by a mysterious old man, Jim faces a personal injury suit when some guy falls of the roof of his trailer."

12:00 pm  Hawaii Five-O Deathwatch

"McGarrett must protect a mob underboss so he is able to testify against his superior, Joe Matsukino. However, Matsukino has many tricks up his sleeve to silence his former colleague permanently."

1:00 pm  Gunsmoke The Prodigal

"Amos and William Cole come to Dodge to find the backshooting killer of their outlaw father many years before."

2:00 pm  Bonanza Land Grab

"The Cartwrights play host to an eccentric old soldier friend of Ben's while trying to track down a mysterious swindler named Polk who is illegally deeding parcels of the Ponderosa to settlers looking for homesteads. "

3:00 pm  The Big Valley Teacher of Outlaws

"Victoria is kidnapped by outlaws who think she’s the local schoolteacher. The reason is unusual: The gang leader wants her to teach him how to read."

4:00 pm  Dragnet The Grenade

"A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student (played by a teen-aged Jan Michael Vincent), then crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade."

4:30 pm  Adam-12 Log #32 - Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack

"Malloy and reed break up a narcotics ring as they lead a raid on the apartment of a suspected dope pusher."

5:00 pm  Emergency Fair Fight

"The crew finds a droopy-eyed hound dog in the station; at an industrial fire, Gage and DeSoto check a secret room for victims; a "therapeutic" argument between a husband and wife keeps getting out of hand; while attempting to rescue two injured workers, Johnny is trapped in a tunnel cave-in."

6:00 pm  The Rifleman Outlaws's Shoes

"A head wound wipes out Lucas's memory, leaving him with only one clue: he's wearing an outlaw's gun."

6:30 pm  The Rifleman The Executioner

7:00 pm  M*A*S*H Springtime

"When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns. "

7:30 pm  M*A*S*H Check-Up

"Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay. "

8:00 pm  Bewitched DADDY DOES HIS THING

"Maurice gives Darrin a magic lighter, which Darrin doesn't accept. Maurice turns Darrin into a donkey because of his ingratitude. Samantha tries to find her father and finds him in Paris. She returns to see that Darrin the donkey has been taken to an animal shelter. Darrin is released and Maurice back tracks everything that he did to turn Darrin back to a human."

8:30 pm  I Dream of Jeannie IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

"Tony's sudden sleeping sickness causes Jeannie to consult her mother for advice, not realizing that it was Jeannie's mother who caused it. Jeannie pleads with her mother to come back with her to Cocoa Beach so that she can cure Tony. After doing this, Mama lays her eyes on Dr. Bellows and it is love at first sight. She now starts making plans to make him her own Master."

9:00 pm  The Mary Tyler Moore Show Ted Over Hills

"After Ted appears on the Chuckles the Clown Show, he falls in love with Chuckles' daughter."

9:30 pm  The Bob Newhart Show The Boy Next Door

"The Hartleys entertain Howard Borden's young son and hire a beauty queen as his babysitter."

10:00 pm  Odd Couple The Bigger They Are

"Oscar is volunteered by Felix to model for a series of weight-loss advertisements."

10:30 pm  Dick Van Dyke The Foul Weather Girl

"Laura has a problem when a girl asks for help in lading a role on the show. Laura's problems get worse as Janie tells Laura how far they go back in high school and she is single. Laura gets mad when Rob works nights with Janie, She begins to thank Mel and not Rob."

11:00 pm  The Twilight Zone THE LAST FLIGHT

"A World War I flying ace flies through a mysterious cloud - and lands at a modern U.S. air base in the year 1959!"

11:30 pm  Perry Mason The Fanciful Frail

"Things keep going from awful to good grief for poor Ethel Andrews. First she's left at the altar by her fiancee, Bruce Strickland, who also let's her take the blame for a $50,000.00 securities theft since her signature was on the transfer authorization. Ethel decides to leave town but nearly has an accident with a car driven by Peggy Sutton. Peggy, it seems, is on the run from a hired killer."

12:30 am  Kojak CHINATOWN MURDERS/PART TWO

"To head off a bloody war between rival crime families, Kojak must find out who committed a series of murders in Chinatown and bring them to justice."

1:30 am  Night Gallery The Sins of the Fathers

"In a tale of an old Welsh funerary custom, a devastating famine forces a young boy to play the part of a sin-eater at a dead man's wake. His duties: to cleanse the departed of sin by feasting in the presence of his corpse."

2:00 am  Mission: Impossible THE TOWN

"On holiday and going to meet Rollin at a mountain lodge, Jim stops off in a small town. However, a young couple drop a package containing a gas gun. Exposed, an old man named Doc takes Jim prisoner. The town is populated entirely by enemy agents and they plan to kill a Soviet defector in L.A. Doc shoots Jim with curare and the young couple head off to kill the defector. When Rollin arrives, Doc claims Jim had a stroke and can't be moved, but Jim clues him in by blinking a warning in Morse code.

3:00 am  Combat! WHAT ARE THE BUGLES BLOWIN' FOR (PART 2)

"Saunders and his men are still stuck with a surrounded British company. The British Captain (Ronald Howard) is questioned by one of his own wounded men (Pvt. Giles - James Forest) as to why they haven't retreated to safety and aid. Giles dies. The Captain then tells a German lieutenant (Erik Holland) at a parley (after being told he is surrounded by overwhelming numbers) that he intends to kill every German in the sector. A vicious series of firefights erupts, during which the Capt. is wounded.

4:00 am  12 O' Clock High Duel at Mont Sainte Marie

"Gallagher parachutes onto a mountain to get a group of nuns to move so the mountain can be bombed."